April 17, 2007

I Thought South Koreans Were Our Friends


It has recently come to light that a South Korean man is responsible for the massacre at Virginia Tech. Imagine the repercussions on a world wide scale. First, the shooter Cho Seung-Hui killed Liviu Librescu a renowned professor. Liviu was a holocaust survivor as well as having lived in communist Romania before coming to Virginia Tech to teach. A South Korean murdering this brave man just goes to show that EVERYONE is out to get the Jews.

But the largest impact it will have is that now it gives George Bush an argument to invade any country suspected of harboring South Koreans. Perhaps he should start looking in Azusa.


6 comments:

SoCalT said...

I bet Imus is breathing a sigh of relief. Sort of like the breath the AstroNUT probably took when she found out Anna Nicole Smith died. Or maybe how Gary Condit must have felt the weight of the World Trade Center lifted off of his shoulders as he watched it crash down.

Anonymous said...

That's funny, Tavia. And I bet you're right.

linnette said...

Now, there will be a call for gun control. But, if there were guns allowed in the school, Cho would have probably been dead before he reaped so much carnage.

Anonymous said...

That's a very good point. I think Liviu Librescu would have done it instead of protecting all of the students until he was killed himself.

Drew said...
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Anonymous said...

THIS IS FUNNY DREW. FUNNNNNNNY.

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